Band is playing on stage. They are screaming into the microphone and everyone is having a good time. Cut down to two girls at the concert, the song ends and they look drenched in sweat and they look incredibly happy.
1: Oh I love these guys so much.
2: They really are rockin.
1: No I mean I really love these guys. I love The Visigods so much that I want them to have my babies.
2: I do too.
The next song starts.
Cut to the band finishing their last song. They walk off stage.
Guitar: Yeah that was a good show.
Bass: I agree, I think we really rocked them to another planet.
G: Shut up Barry.
They enter their dressing room to find the two girls.
G: How did you get in here?
1: Hey now we're just two of your biggest fans.
2: Yeah please don't kick us out.
G: Alright, I think you can party with us, what do you wanna do?
1: I would like you to impregnate me.
The band stops confused.
1: I want you all to impregnate me so I can have the ultimate Visigod child.
Even the other girl looks at her curiously here.
1: I want to have your babies, so please. Everyone get naked.
There's a pause.
G: Alright!
The rest of the band woo and everyone starts to get naked, the drummer closes the door.
End
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I find it delightful that a woman so readily embraces her potential motherhood; in addition, she reminds me of the priestess prototype that lays dormant in man's communal psyche.
OK, I was actually laughing out loud just now. What started this?
This one was inspired by a friend going to a goth rock concert and on their status saying, "I want nightwish to have my babies!"
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