The Dating Camel

Yeah, three posts in one day, actually 3 posts in one hour.


So a friend of mine told me I was a "Dating Camel" and it made perfect sense. Because I am a Dating Camel. Now what you ask is a dating camel? Well as you may know, Camels are able to store water for extended periods of time and don't have to drink for a long while, thus making them adept to survive in the desert. I too can store things for extended periods and be fine, such as dating. I date once every six months or so and I can survive easily off of that. Others say I can't have a healthy life style if I don't date too often, and if you truely believe that I'm some sicko because of that? Well then see the post below. Though I would like to be dating someone on a regular basis, the thought of dating girl after girl is none too pleasing to me. I have decided that unless i can find them having some sort of interest in me then i won't ask them on a date. Obviously the dating cheetah didn't work for me, neither did the deer, the horse or the jackolope. I'm sure someone will be able to come along and knock the hump off, but until that happens, I'm fine with living off of my hump for a while.