Thursday, April 09, 2009

Su**er

A large group is together in front of a stage. On top of the stage is a dinner table with different foods and four plates. An MC gets up as the crowd starts to cheer, he gets on the microphone.

MC: Is everyone ready?

The crowd cheers louder.

MC: Here we are, one and all, welcome to, "The Last Supper!"

The crowd continues to cheer.

Two Men and Two women get on stage they wave to the crowd and they sit down and start to eat.

MC: Now for those who are not aware, this is officially the retirement of the term supper! From now on it will always be dinner. Supper is too old a term and thus needs to be retired!

The crowd hoots and hollers.

Time passes and the foursome finish the meal.

MC: And there goes the last drumstick and yes can it be, he says he's full! There you have it folks the Last Supper! We can't ever use that word again! It's dinner now. Dinner!

The crowd starts chanting Dinner Dinner Dinner.

MC: Hooray for the conquering Dinner!

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This post is an installment in a continuing series of content coordinated by theme or motif with posts from Enoch Allred of Chiltingham, John Allred of clol Town, Jon Fairbanks of Funkadelic Freestylings of Another Sort, Eli Z. McCormick and Miriam Allred of Modern Revelation!, John D. Moore of Whatnot Studios, Joseph Schlegel of Sour Mayonnaise, Sven Patrick Svensson of Sadness? Euphoria?, William C. Stewart of Chide, Chode, Chidden, and WiL Whitlark of The Real McJesus. This week's theme: 'A Last Su**er'.

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