Like a butterfly

One guy is sunbathing and is burnt to a crisp, a second guy comes into the scene.

Second: Uh dude, shouldn't you stop?
Burned: No way man, I'm totally going to stop doing hard drugs.
S: Isn't this more like you are doing hard drugs?
B: Well I did come up with it while on drugs, but I've been wanting to quit.
S: By soaking up some rays?
B: Yeah, cause I was talking to Steve and he was telling me how you know there's metamorphosis among insects and they change from a crappy insect into a cool one.
S: Yeah, so?
B: So, I'm metamorphasizing.
S: No dude, what you're doing is photosynthesis.
B: OH.... Dammit.

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This post is an installment in a continuing series of content coordinated by theme or motif with posts from Enoch Allred of Chiltingham, John Allred of clol Town, Jon Fairbanks of Funkadelic Freestylings of Another Sort, Eli Z. McCormick and Miriam Allred of Modern Revelation!, John D. Moore of Whatnot Studios, Joseph Schlegel of Sour Mayonnaise, Sven Patrick Svensson of Sadness? Euphoria?, William C. Stewart of Chide, Chode, Chidden, and WiL Whitlark of The Real McJesus. This week's theme: 'Metamorphosis'.